Honey bears!!
We can't even leave the house anymore. I ran out of cigarettes this morning.and knew I'd have to venture out to get some more. The only trouble: there has been a rash of Honey Bear attacks lately, so I really had to be prepared. My future depended on it. After pulling on my boots and securing my belt and goggles, I opened the door. As my spleen pumped it's caustic fear juices through my body, I peeked around and kept my eyes peeled for trouble.
I had all important UV eye protection to keep the glare down, a belt full of instruments of defense and destruction, and big black boots for kicking ass! I felt ready to go and the view